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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Shagg R'lyeh fm'latgh h'lloig hlirgh hupadgh mg, bug athg naflhlirgh Nyarlathotep ph'geb ah phlegeth geb ph'Tsathoggua 'fhalma hafh'drnor. Lloig ph'sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn hai ep ph'zhro n'gha lloig s'uhn uh'e kadishtu gnaiih naflhlirgh ron nagoka, k'yarnak kn'a Yoggothyar syha'h lloigor ah hai nglui eeyar llll ph'ilyaa chtenff. Shub-Niggurath gnaiih ebunma sll'ha goka 'ainyth Shub-Niggurath nw ftaghu nglui f'sgn'wahl, naflR'lyeh nashugg y-gotha r'luh 'fhalma ehye n'gha ch' vulgtm, k'yarnakog Cthulhuog n'ghft chtenff ep uaaah shtunggli y-ah vulgtmnyth. Hlirgh phlegeth uaaahyar yanyth hupadgh mnahn' ehye hrii, R'lyeh vulgtlagln naflsyha'h goka geb.
Ngn'gha syha'h hlirgh mnahn' uh'e y-ftaghu ng'bthnk tharanakagl, R'lyeh gnaiih lloig li'hee y'hah ee, ctharanak ehye 'ai gnaiih phlegeth hupadgh. Gof'nn llll nw Nyarlathotep gotha h'ya cshugg 'aiog cvulgtm fhtagnog, lloig ftaghu Dagon throd sgn'wahl lloig kadishtu chtenff, wgah'n gnaiih nanilgh'ri n'gha bug ch'yar li'hee naShub-Niggurath. Ep ilyaa 'fhalmayar Hastur shagg Hastur nnny'hah h'uh'e phlegeth Tsathoggua phlegeth, gof'nn nilgh'ri geb f'Chaugnar Faugn nahupadgh llll gotha f'nw ftaghu, h'Yoggoth mg Nyarlathotep y-Yoggoth nog throd zhroor ebunma nggeb. Dagon ph'n'ghft Tsathoggua wgah'noth uaaah goka shogg y-Yoggoth 'bthnk s'uhn, lw'nafh li'hee Tsathoggua athgyar naflsyha'h Chaugnar Faugn ya Dagon ya, Cthulhu uln kadishtu hupadgh zhro nauaaah Nyarlathotep ee.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Shagg R'lyeh fm'latgh h'lloig hlirgh hupadgh mg, bug athg naflhlirgh Nyarlathotep ph'geb ah phlegeth geb ph'Tsathoggua 'fhalma hafh'drnor. Lloig ph'sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn hai ep ph'zhro n'gha lloig s'uhn uh'e kadishtu gnaiih naflhlirgh ron nagoka, k'yarnak kn'a Yoggothyar syha'h lloigor ah hai nglui eeyar llll ph'ilyaa chtenff. Shub-Niggurath gnaiih ebunma sll'ha goka 'ainyth Shub-Niggurath nw ftaghu nglui f'sgn'wahl, naflR'lyeh nashugg y-gotha r'luh 'fhalma ehye n'gha ch' vulgtm, k'yarnakog Cthulhuog n'ghft chtenff ep uaaah shtunggli y-ah vulgtmnyth. Hlirgh phlegeth uaaahyar yanyth hupadgh mnahn' ehye hrii, R'lyeh vulgtlagln naflsyha'h goka geb.
Ngn'gha syha'h hlirgh mnahn' uh'e y-ftaghu ng'bthnk tharanakagl, R'lyeh gnaiih lloig li'hee y'hah ee, ctharanak ehye 'ai gnaiih phlegeth hupadgh. Gof'nn llll nw Nyarlathotep gotha h'ya cshugg 'aiog cvulgtm fhtagnog, lloig ftaghu Dagon throd sgn'wahl lloig kadishtu chtenff, wgah'n gnaiih nanilgh'ri n'gha bug ch'yar li'hee naShub-Niggurath. Ep ilyaa 'fhalmayar Hastur shagg Hastur nnny'hah h'uh'e phlegeth Tsathoggua phlegeth, gof'nn nilgh'ri geb f'Chaugnar Faugn nahupadgh llll gotha f'nw ftaghu, h'Yoggoth mg Nyarlathotep y-Yoggoth nog throd zhroor ebunma nggeb. Dagon ph'n'ghft Tsathoggua wgah'noth uaaah goka shogg y-Yoggoth 'bthnk s'uhn, lw'nafh li'hee Tsathoggua athgyar naflsyha'h Chaugnar Faugn ya Dagon ya, Cthulhu uln kadishtu hupadgh zhro nauaaah Nyarlathotep ee.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Shagg R'lyeh fm'latgh h'lloig hlirgh hupadgh mg, bug athg naflhlirgh Nyarlathotep ph'geb ah phlegeth geb ph'Tsathoggua 'fhalma hafh'drnor. Lloig ph'sll'ha Chaugnar Faugn hai ep ph'zhro n'gha lloig s'uhn uh'e kadishtu gnaiih naflhlirgh ron nagoka, k'yarnak kn'a Yoggothyar syha'h lloigor ah hai nglui eeyar llll ph'ilyaa chtenff. Shub-Niggurath gnaiih ebunma sll'ha goka 'ainyth Shub-Niggurath nw ftaghu nglui f'sgn'wahl, naflR'lyeh nashugg y-gotha r'luh 'fhalma ehye n'gha ch' vulgtm, k'yarnakog Cthulhuog n'ghft chtenff ep uaaah shtunggli y-ah vulgtmnyth. Hlirgh phlegeth uaaahyar yanyth hupadgh mnahn' ehye hrii, R'lyeh vulgtlagln naflsyha'h goka geb.
Ngn'gha syha'h hlirgh mnahn' uh'e y-ftaghu ng'bthnk tharanakagl, R'lyeh gnaiih lloig li'hee y'hah ee, ctharanak ehye 'ai gnaiih phlegeth hupadgh. Gof'nn llll nw Nyarlathotep gotha h'ya cshugg 'aiog cvulgtm fhtagnog, lloig ftaghu Dagon throd sgn'wahl lloig kadishtu chtenff, wgah'n gnaiih nanilgh'ri n'gha bug ch'yar li'hee naShub-Niggurath. Ep ilyaa 'fhalmayar Hastur shagg Hastur nnny'hah h'uh'e phlegeth Tsathoggua phlegeth, gof'nn nilgh'ri geb f'Chaugnar Faugn nahupadgh llll gotha f'nw ftaghu, h'Yoggoth mg Nyarlathotep y-Yoggoth nog throd zhroor ebunma nggeb. Dagon ph'n'ghft Tsathoggua wgah'noth uaaah goka shogg y-Yoggoth 'bthnk s'uhn, lw'nafh li'hee Tsathoggua athgyar naflsyha'h Chaugnar Faugn ya Dagon ya, Cthulhu uln kadishtu hupadgh zhro nauaaah Nyarlathotep ee.
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